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Everything I Need to Know About Sex I Didn’t Learn from Porn

March 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Porn isn’t real sex.
If I only accomplish one thing with my life I hope it is in spreading the message that the types of copulation that takes place in skin flicks have no place in reality. They are fantasy. Just like you wouldn’t assume you can hit a helicopter with a police car just because you […]

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Tags: Sex, Dating and Relationships · sex advice for idiots

This Virgin/Whore thing… it’s complex

March 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Did you hear that NY Gov. Spitzer hired a hooker?
Of course you have. Everyone has. It’s the top story in every paper (my fave headline: “Ho No!”).
The main question I keep hearing people ask is “why?”. I mean, on one hand we all know why, the question behind the question is why a guy like […]

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Tags: News, Politics, Sociology, and other bullshit · Sex, Dating and Relationships

There’s nothing wrong with masturbation

March 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I’m was reading one of those stupid women’s magazines at the gym (Self or Cosmo) and they had this section that tracked the sex life of women for a month. It ended up being more boring than sexy, but there was one thing that bothered me… none of the women (married or single reported masturbating […]

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Tags: Sex, Dating and Relationships · sex advice for idiots