Sex and Tampa Bay

I’m was reading one of those stupid women’s magazines at the gym (Self or Cosmo) and they had this section that tracked the sex life of women for a month. It ended up being more boring than sexy, but there was one thing that bothered me… none of the women (married or single reported masturbating […]

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From the “No Shit Sherlock” department comes this story from The Boston Globe “Want to Have a Baby? Now’s the Time”.
Ok, I’ll get right on that.
Even better, the story was in the career section. See, us single gals in our 20’s need to devote as much attention to finding a guy and having kids as […]

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While cleaning out my closet, looking for my f’ugg (faux ugg) boots, I found the Big Box of Lies.
AKA, my box of love letters from the ex.

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I’m just now catching up on my magazines for the month. Usually, I read them at the gym, but between the flu and my Guitar Hero related tendinitis, I haven’t worked out in 2 weeks.
I’m on the elliptical trainer reading Marie Clarie when I read something that makes me almost fall down. It came in […]

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I’ll admit that I like Sex and the City. Like most people my age, I would watch every week to see the adventures of Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte as they tried to find love in the modern world. There were even moments when I was cheering along with the show for fighting back against […]

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“Have you tried online dating?”
A week after the break-up people started telling me how I needed to get back out there. I wasn’t so sure. The ex and I had been together for 8 years. We were in college when we started dating. Back then, all it took to meet someone was to stop by the library. […]

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Okay, that’s sort of a joke. But like most jokes there is a core of truth. Once I got back on the dating scene I was shocked by how many of the guys had kids.
Don’t get me wrong. I love kids. I want to have a few of my own at some point. I just […]

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The ex dumped me on Oscar Night.
We would always watch the show together, even competing on who could predict the most winners. It was one of the cute things we’d do together that made us seem like the perfect couple.
Hell, we were the perfect couple. Seriously. We never fought. We loved spending time together. We […]

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1. While trying to hang pictures, you realize you don’t own a hammer. So, instead you end up using a pair of heels to get the job done.
2. You consider reaching “Open Communication” on eharmony as a long term relationship.
3. The Chili’s Takeout Person recognizes your voice when you call and asks if you want […]

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