Sex and Tampa Bay

Ever since George Michael announced he was coming to Tampa on his first tour in the US in 17 years I’ve been rocking out with some of his classic hits. Mostly, they just make me dance around my desk and get dirty looks from the other people in the office. Seriously, try to listen to […]

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So, I folded and started up with eHarmony again. What can I say? I’m a masochist. But, once again, I’m struck by how TERRIBLE the profiles are for the guys. There’s always the chance that these guys are actually really great people, but their profiles make them seem as interesting as C-SPAN Canada.
In the interest […]

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It’s been over a year since the ex and I talked. As most of you know, things ended sort of badly. I’ve tried to talk to him in the last year, but have been ignored.
Which is probably for the best since I’m addicted to him like Jeff Conway is to pain pills.
But here’s the sitch: […]

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While cleaning out my closet, looking for my f’ugg (faux ugg) boots, I found the Big Box of Lies.
AKA, my box of love letters from the ex.

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“Have you tried online dating?”
A week after the break-up people started telling me how I needed to get back out there. I wasn’t so sure. The ex and I had been together for 8 years. We were in college when we started dating. Back then, all it took to meet someone was to stop by the library. […]

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Okay, that’s sort of a joke. But like most jokes there is a core of truth. Once I got back on the dating scene I was shocked by how many of the guys had kids.
Don’t get me wrong. I love kids. I want to have a few of my own at some point. I just […]

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The ex dumped me on Oscar Night.
We would always watch the show together, even competing on who could predict the most winners. It was one of the cute things we’d do together that made us seem like the perfect couple.
Hell, we were the perfect couple. Seriously. We never fought. We loved spending time together. We […]

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