Sex and Tampa Bay

Ever since George Michael announced he was coming to Tampa on his first tour in the US in 17 years I’ve been rocking out with some of his classic hits. Mostly, they just make me dance around my desk and get dirty looks from the other people in the office. Seriously, try to listen to […]

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I’ve decided that this could be a fun game. I’m going to post something about myself and then you can decide if that makes me an asshole or not.
 Ready?
I’ve never been married and have no children. I am proud of the fact that I have been able to live this life without getting that baggage, […]

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Porn isn’t real sex.
If I only accomplish one thing with my life I hope it is in spreading the message that the types of copulation that takes place in skin flicks have no place in reality. They are fantasy. Just like you wouldn’t assume you can hit a helicopter with a police car just because you […]

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Don’t you love it when your family and friends try to convince you to get married because the wedded live longer than us single folks? Turns out that’s only partly true. Psychology researcher Julianna Holt-Lunstand looked at the blood pressure of married and single people. Happily married people had lower blood pressure than the singletons, […]

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So, I folded and started up with eHarmony again. What can I say? I’m a masochist. But, once again, I’m struck by how TERRIBLE the profiles are for the guys. There’s always the chance that these guys are actually really great people, but their profiles make them seem as interesting as C-SPAN Canada.
In the interest […]

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It’s been over a year since the ex and I talked. As most of you know, things ended sort of badly. I’ve tried to talk to him in the last year, but have been ignored.
Which is probably for the best since I’m addicted to him like Jeff Conway is to pain pills.
But here’s the sitch: […]

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I’m watching Oprah. I know, how fucking cliche can you get. But it’s pouring outside, I’m grandma sitting, and the girls are all off having a life. So, it’s me and Oprah.
It’s all about betrayed wives and those who have dated married men. It’s not Springer or anything. But a look at both sides of […]

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I love Dan Savage, but I don’t always agree with him. That’s the case in his take on the Spitzer situation (or more exactly- his take on Dr. Laura’s take on the Spitzer situation) in a post titled “But What if Elliot Spitzer Wanted to Shit in his Wife’s Mouth”
Dan’s point is that some sexual needs are […]

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Here we are on day three of hookergate, and the questions are all about why. I posted my own theory below, about it being related to the virgin/whore complex, but some well known people disagree.
No, they think it’s because the lovely Mrs. Spitzer wasn’t doing enough at home.
Dr. Laura was the first to bring up […]

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Did you hear that NY Gov. Spitzer hired a hooker?
Of course you have. Everyone has. It’s the top story in every paper (my fave headline: “Ho No!”).
The main question I keep hearing people ask is “why?”. I mean, on one hand we all know why, the question behind the question is why a guy like […]

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