Sex and Tampa Bay

Porn isn’t real sex.

If I only accomplish one thing with my life I hope it is in spreading the message that the types of copulation that takes place in skin flicks have no place in reality. They are fantasy. Just like you wouldn’t assume you can hit a helicopter with a police car just because you saw it in Die Hard 4, you shouldn’t assume that you can do anal without lube because you saw it in Tap That Ass 3.

Read this carefully and pass it along, here are the top porn myths put to rest.

• Porn Myth #1: Chicks love vaginal sex. In most porn flicks when the guy sticks it in the girl has an orgasm. Then they continue to moan and scream for the next 30 minutes while he pounds away down there. This is about as realistic as the special effects in a Roger Corman movie. Most women aren’t able to climax through vaginal sex alone. For many women the most sensitive parts of the anatomy are the external ones of the vulva and clitoris, which are usually not stimulated during vaginal intercourse (of course you can use your hands or different positions to maximize the stimulation of these parts). Oral and digital stimulation of these areas tend to get a woman off better than penis-in-vagina pounding. Of course, all women are different and some will actually get off better with vaginal than oral sex. Which leads us to the second porn myth. 
• Porn Myth #2: There is One Sure Way to get a Woman Off.While there are hundreds of thousands of porno flicks they tend to act as if getting a woman off is a straight path from point A to point B. Boy meets girl. Boy does some perfunctory oral sex. Girl goes down on boy. Then comes the pounding and the money shot. Switch DVD’s and repeat. The fact is that all women will need a different technique to reaching O-town. What was a total success with your last girl could be disaster with the new one. Porn teaches guys to get stuck in a routine of what sex is supposed to be instead of being in the moment and focusing on what your partner is asking for. The truth is that a woman’s ability to orgasm is much more complicated than a mans and is dependant not just on physics but also emotions and biology. Many women have different sensitivities during different parts of their cycle which means that you can’t make a plan of attack ahead of time since what worked last night could be off tonight.
• Porn Myth #3: Spit is Lube. One of the most annoying things about porn movies are the lack of lube in the acts. I cringe whenever I see an anal scene that happens without the girl first being generously lubed up and then slowly and gradually introduced to the cock. The truth is that in most of these films there is a lot of lube being used between camera moves to keep everything moving, but they usually cut that stuff out because it ruins the fantasy. Even more disturbing is the trend in these flicks to have a guy spit on his dick and then act like that is lube. It isn’t. Also, don’t spit on us. Get some KY.
• Porn Myth #4: Longer is Better. Porn has given men an idea that the best sex is marathon sex. But the reality is that coming to soon is just as bad as going all night. I’m not going to mince words, after a while it starts to hurt. A lot. When women say they want to fuck a guy all night they aren’t talking about 5 hours of pussy pounding. We are talking about the entire sexual experience including fore and after play. We’re cool if the actual act takes 15 minutes, as long as we can make the play go on much longer.
• Porn Myth #5: Women love getting Cum on Them. There is no biological pleasure that comes from getting cum on our faces, tits or tummies. There is a bit of psychological fun that can be had from being “marked” as yours, and being a bad girl. But that’s as part of a larger role playing game. Porn movies have made it look like women LOVE getting cum on us. The reality is that they do that because they need the “money shot” which you usually can’t do internally. Also, fear of pregnancy and AIDS (which still can be spread even without internal ejaculation) has lead to the classic porn cum shot. But don’t use it in real life. Please.